IRONY (August Postcard Poem 2017)

He wanted to worship her,

not destroy their lives.

 

The line of separation

was as thing

as a liar’s promise.

 

He had precariously balanced

along the edge

for years,

hiding a secret desire

to stumble and plummet.

 

One day,

he closed his eyes,

executed a lover’s dismount,

giving no thought at all

as to whether

he could stick the landing.

 

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FLIRTING WITH DANGER (August Postcard Poem 2017)

He speaks the lost language

of Tierra del Fuego,

wearts t-shirts woven

from the sweet dreams

of sinners.

 

There is power to his stride,

he harbors dynamite

in his muscles,

grace to his step

as the fuse offers salvation.

 

He rinses his mouth

with unabashed flirtation,

coating each spoken word

with appealing inuendo.

 

Men want to be him.

Women want to have him.

But he is a warrior of conquest,

collecting hearts like scalps

in a box under the bed.

 

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EVERYWHEN COCKTAIL (August Postcard Poem 2017)

Ingredients:

1/4 tsp. – singed ashes from a comet’s tail

1 oz. – powdered ink from an octopus’ diary

1 pinch – quarter notes (evaporated) from a Magyar love ballad

1/2 cup – distilled vapors of cactus tears

 

After bathing the above in the whispers of lovers, add the following:

 

1 jigger – Moravian monk pure bourbon

2 oz. – Creme de Nova, fifty proof

 

Place all of the above in a blender until a halo appears.

Pour slowly over two cubes of ice stolen from the soul of a newly-calved glacier.

 

Best served under the light of a waning moon.

 

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DICKENSON IS WRONG (August Postcard Poem 2017)

He sits in a beach chair,

on the fire escape balcony,

the sweltering heat

encasing him in amber.

 

At his feet sits a seedling,

ghostlike, ethereal,

thriving in a yogurt cup

filled with soil of Babylon.

 

He sings lullabies of anguish,

in cryptic lyrics of despair,

positions a dented watering can

to catch his monsoon of tears.

 

“Hope is not the thing with feathers,”

he mumbles out to no one,

rotating the fragile seedling

in its worship of the sun.

 

“Hope is a seedling,

just barely visible,

watered in sorrow,

exposed to the light.”

 

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HOME BOY AND THE ZEN SHIT (August Postcard Poem 2017)

Home Boy is the Thursday night bartender at Thirsty Ben’s.

 

Buddha arrives at 8:08,

not one minute earlier or later.

 

He has a thing for the number eight,

upended infinity begging for a reprieve.

 

The beer and wings crowd has actually noticed,

leaving the end stool perpetually open.

 

But only on Thursdays, the night of the Buddha.

 

Neighborhood ritual is highly respected.

 

At exactly 8:08, the door to Ben’s opens,

the sea of testosterone parts for the prophet.

 

Buddha wears black Converse, cargo shorts, a t-shirt,

retro Magic Eight Ball silkscreened on front.

 

Home Boy starts the blender,

adds opinion, skewered fact,

mixes a cocktail of convolution:

politics, philosophy, religion,

with a finishing jigger of racy hood gossip.

 

A garnish of ego tops off the drink.

 

Buddha is offered this signature cocktail,

though he always declines,

yet pays just the same.

 

Home Boy sighs and murmurs:

“Just the usual then,”

retrieving the sake off the top shelf,

adding just one ice cube,

clear as the truth,

strong in its pleasure,

so like the man.

 

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SOMEWHERE IN BETWEEN (August Postcard Poetry 2017)

He sat there

cross-legged on the dining room floor,

devouring every move

as if it were new.

 

She sat

in the kitchen,

on a lone folding chair,

bathed in the moonlight, cello  at her feet.

 

Clad only in a white slip,

no jewelry,

no shoes,

she unloosed her hair,

set herself free.

 

He forgot

how to breathe,

anticipating the moment,

for this was the way

it always began.

 

Cradling the cello,

between open knees,

she caressed the strings,

disappeared in herself.

 

Eyes closed tightly,

she became his stranger,

the look on her face

a painful reminder.

 

He arose

from the floor,

stood transfixed behind her,

his breath

on her neck

a reminder of presence.

 

Placing a hand

on the small of her back,

an open palm

on the face of the cello,

he held her somewhere

between body and sound.

 

And that’s where he lived,

on the edge of all silence,

though she made him believe

he could always hear her.

 

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THERE’S A NEW GOD IN TOWN (August Postcard Poetry 2017)

Using tweezers and a magnifying glass,

he gingerly places another angel

on the head of a pin.

 

He has refined his technique

of pinching the wings together

in order to avoid damage

to the heavenly bodies.

 

So what if a halo

is lost in the process?

It just breaks the focus

of clear lines anyway.

And clean lines are imperative

in dance.

 

He is up to five angels now,

a new world record.

 

He presses play

and “Rich Man’s Frug”

from “Sweet Charity”

saturates the paneled workshop.

 

The angels are flawless,

every movement,

every step,

a direct channel

to Fosse’s choreography,

all delicately performed

under the gigantic blue eye.

 

Tomorrow

he will try for six angels,

dancing to Twyla’s

“Push Comes To Shove.”

 

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HOW TO KIDNAP A POET (August Postcard Poetry 2017)

Find the shoebox that housed Mary Magdalene’s black stilettos.

Ditch the pumps before the apostles arrive.

Keep the box.

 

Take Salvador Dali out for a night of cheap beer and wings

then bring him back to your apartment.

 

Gift him a small plastic tray of cake watercolors

and a paintbrush dipped in sweat.

Set him loose on the shoebox.

 

Maintain a constant loop of Jimi Hendrix on the stereo,

ideally at 80 decibels, no higher or lower.

 

Hail a cab for Dali and send him packing

when the imagery becomes frightening.

 

Line the box with tissue paper woven from irrelevant ideas,

the more erratic the better.

 

Sharpen an exacto knife on Satan’s top molars,

being sure to pay the devil his due.

 

Slice out the longest-bodied noun

on page 214 of the Oxford English Dictionary, pre-1971,

careful to openly sing its praises

until the word is safely ensconced in the box.

 

Continue to flip through the lexicon

until a hyperactive verb vaults out.

 

Grab it immediately by the tail,

careful not to harm any soft vowels.

 

Dump it inside the box.

The noun will exert a calming influence.

 

Gentle humming will ensue.

Pay no attention.

 

Before securing the lid,

add a drop of cheap bourbon

and the dead ashes of a French cigarette.

 

Tie the box securely with a string of expletives

and escort the package

to a pre-determined coffee-house.

 

Find a secluded table in the back

and set the trap.

 

He had kidnapped over thirty-six poets

using this method

but never once received any ransom.

 

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