The creator packed his brain full of AA batteries and set it loose in a plastic exercise ball, the kind that makes hamsters gasp.
Unfortunately, he was parachuted to life before this playful prank could be rectified.
Poor gifted thing.
His time on earth is spent careening off moments, running in circles, creating erratic patterns, and churning kinetic chaos into soup.
One day his batteries will deplete or the plastic ball will pop.
Until that time, I will stay out of the way and admire his energy.